At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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