She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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