yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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