He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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