It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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