the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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