I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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