Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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