Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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