Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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