It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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