All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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