I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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