...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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