like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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