I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
