so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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