My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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