so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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