Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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