Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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