I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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