i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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