Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
