soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Just high enough for therapy.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize