Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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