4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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