Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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