What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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