My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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