I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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