I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
