You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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