After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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