But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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