Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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