Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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