he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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