Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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