Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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