11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
this is an emotional support booty call
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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