I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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