He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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