Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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