If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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