So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
