Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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