You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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