Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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