he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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