More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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