i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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