is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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