I wanna bring you to show and tell
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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