she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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