go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I can't put those talents on a resume
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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