guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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